Can't Have Just One............

                                             FRISKYBIZ PETS BY FRISKYBIZ DESIGN

 "Can't Have Just One" theme gifts, art  and apparel  for the avid dog lover  who can't get enough of a particular dog breed. Ideal gift idea for dog breeders and for people who are known to rescue dogs, cats or just about any animal  that needs a home. Most Dog Breeds available. This is a gift for the person who is a serious supporter of a particular dog breed.

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Can You Ever Have Too Many Dogs?

If you can answer YES to more than three of the following, you could be a DOGAHOLIC!!!!!!

Can you say "Bitch" in public without blushing?
Do you drive a station wagon, van or 4x4 when everyone else drives a real car?
Do you have more than one car? One for you and one for the dogs?
Do you spend your vacations and holidays going to shows, specialties and seminars
when everyone else goes on a cruise?
If you do go overseas, is it to London in March to attend Crufts?
Do you discuss things at the dinner table that would make most doctors leave in disgust?
Do you consider formal wear to be clean jeans and freshly washed tennis shoes?
Is your interior decorator R.C. Steele?
Was your furniture and carpeting chosen to match your dogs?
Are your end tables really dog crates with tablecloths thrown over them?
Do you know the meaning of CD, CDX, UD, CGC, HIC, WC, JH, MH, CH, and OTCH?
Is your mail made up primarily of dog catalogs, dog magazines and premium lists?
Do you get up before dawn to go to Training Classes? Dog Shows? Seminars?
If you do have dresses, do they all have pockets?
Do those pockets often contain freeze dried liver, Rollover or squeaky toys?
When you meet a new person do you always ask them what kind of dog they have
and pity them if they don't have one?
Do you remember the name of their dog sooner than you remember their name?
Do you find non dog people boring?

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Do you know the difference between crap and sh**?

CRAP is what you pick up in the back yard everyday......
SH** is what you missed picking up and ended up stepping in.